ATTENTION: If you attended workshops from Noel and Evie Corp between 2019-2024, you may be eligable for money!
BREAKING NEWS: A major class action lawsuit has been filed against Noel and Evie Corp (or, at least, will be filed soon) for allegedly misleading customers about their services. The company is accused of:
spam emails
a worksheet but then i didn't get hired
i ran out of tums and they wouldn't renew
if you have more to report please fill ou tthe form below
Settlement Amount: $47.2 MILLION DOLLARS (I think we could get something like that)
Time is running out! Claim deadline is approaching fast!
SHOCKING EVIDENCE: It's literally tums. One time i watched evie get the tums out of the bottle put it right in here! Sick to my stomach sorry for not bringing that up sooner!!!!!
EVEN WORSE: One biggie ball each?? SO scary! What kind of person wouldn't be messed up with that kind of power!
REAL TESTIMONIALS FROM ACTUAL VICTIMS:
"From the moment i entered the workshop, i was terrified. I had to pee but I couldn't bring myself to ask, i peed my pants a little. I guess technically they didn't do anything to make that happen but when I saw the website i said fuck it, why not, my thing is valid too"
- Sarah M., Texas
"i feel like there are a lot more better reasons to sue noel and evie corp than getting spam emails"
- evie (co-ceo co-founder co-owner of noel and evie corp), behind you
"Noel and Evie used my name and likeness against my will. I don't remember what I said but i remember when i saw the edit, i couldn't believe it. It was like i saw myself talking but i couldn't believe what i was saying, you know what i mean? my words, minced. My reputation, chopped. I don't think i'll ever recover from whatever it was that i got edited into saying"
- Amar D., Italy
Over 50,000 customers have already filed claims!
Legal Representation:
My friend jacob is a lawyer
And if we call him i bet he could take care of it
I'll be real with you idk if he would
Email: gettem@noeleviecorpsued.biz *together, we can take down this corporate menace
Disclaimer: This is a completely real class action lawsuit page created for real sueing of their corporation. I will sue the hell out of them and get my money back. I can't actually remember if i paid them money but if i did i want it back!.
